The Overthinker Collection

"If you're going to have a breakdown, do it in this cotton blend. It won't solve your problems, but it'll hide the fact that you haven't left your house in three days."

"Will keep you warm while you decide if you're actually going."

"Wait, did I say 'you too' when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal? Yes. Yes, I did. And I'll be thinking about it at 3 AM for the next fourteen years."

"Currently drafting an apology I won't send."

"Everything is fine™... mostly."

"Available for hugs 24/7."

"Low profile. High overthink."

"For keeping warm and avoiding conversations."

"Contains coffee and emotional stability."

"Carried everywhere. Like the anxiety."

"The one pen that actually writes."

"Bad Decisions Manufactured Here"

"Doing My Best"

"For remembering the good times and ignoring the rest."

"Filled with snacks, chargers, and unresolved issues."

"A soft place to process things."