The Introvert Collection

"If you're going to have a breakdown, do it in this cotton blend. It won't solve your problems, but it'll hide the fact that you haven't left your house in three days."

"Physically present, emotionally in bed."

"I've already calculated how long it'll take me to get home and put on my pajamas. I'm only here as a courtesy. Please don't make me use my remaining 2% on small talk."

"Will trade social skills for silence and a nice hollow log."

"Lower Back Pain Club Tee, We Were Told There'd Be A House Hat, Surviving On Vibes Mug."

"Finally, a bag that can handle all the trauma you're bringing to the table. Reinforced stitching, because your childhood alone is a lot for a standard tote."

"Set the bar so low it's a tripping hazard. It's better for everyone this way. Welcome to my home, please don't expect much."

"For days when eye contact feels ambitious."

"Hiding bad hair days and bad decisions since forever."

"For keeping warm and avoiding conversations."

"Carried everywhere. Like the anxiety."

"Emotionally Supported By Sarcasm"

"Doing My Best"

"One Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming A Cryptid"

"Preventing rings and emotional damage."

"Carrying More Than It Should."

"Packed. Mentally unprepared."

"Cinched. Contained. Barely."

"For beach days and breakdowns. Emotionally absorbent."