⭐ Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65.
Emotional Support Apparel by K&D
Home / Collections / The Corporate Survivor Collection

The Corporate Survivor Collection

"This meeting could have been a nap."

Surviving the 9-to-5 with your sanity hanging by a thread. Gear for the 'Per my last email' warriors who know that synergy is just a fancy word for 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

All Items hoodies tees hats mugs tumblers bags pillows pens signs
Per My Last Email Tee Office Dominance
tees

Per My Last Email Tee

Starting at $27.00 Details
Synergy Is Not A Personality Tee Buzzword Free
tees

Synergy Is Not A Personality Tee

Starting at $27.00 Details
Emotional Support Ballcap Chronically Tired
hats

Emotional Support Ballcap

Starting at $28.00 Details
Official Caffeine Delivery System Mug HR Certified
mugs

Official Caffeine Delivery System Mug

Starting at $24.00 Details
Emotional Support Stanley Personality substitute
tumblers

Emotional Support Stanley

Starting at $42.00 Details
Emotional Support Pen Tactile Joy
pens

Emotional Support Pen

Starting at $18.00 Details
Borrowed & Never Returned Pen Set Stolen Gold
pens

Borrowed & Never Returned Pen Set

Starting at $18.00 Details
Working On It — Since 2026 Sign Status: Ongoing
signs

Working On It — Since 2026 Sign

Starting at $45.00 Details
Currently Pretending To Work Sign Green Slack State
signs

Currently Pretending To Work Sign

Starting at $45.00 Details
Everything Is Fine™ Wall Art Premium Art
signs

Everything Is Fine™ Wall Art

Starting at $45.00 Details