Green Slack State
Selected Color:
Black
* Design preview shown. Actual placement and sizing may vary slightly by garment size.
Branded Collection Drop
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Currently Pretending To Work Sign
$45.00
Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. ⭐
Witty Tagline
"Currently Pretending To Work"
Details
For the professional slacker who has automated their workflow but still needs to look occupied. Designed to prevent direct interruptions.
Specifications
- • Solid brushed charcoal faceplate
- • Pre-installed wooden display block stand
- • Gilded gold serif engraving
- • Professional-grade irony
Color: Black
Size: M
⭐ Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. · Premium quality · Ships 2026