Survival Companion
Selected Color:
Black
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Branded Collection Drop
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Hydrated. Barely. Tumbler
$38.00
Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. ⭐
Witty Tagline
"Hydrated. Barely."
Details
Official Sustenance Delivery System. For when you're doing the bare minimum to stay a biological entity. This double-walled, gold-accented tumbler keeps your water cold and your vibes controlled. Certified Emotional Support Beverage Container.
Specifications
- • Premium 18/8 food-grade stainless steel
- • Double-wall vacuum insulation
- • Leak-proof straw-compatible lid
- • Elegant matte finish with gold accents
Color: Black
Size: M
⭐ Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. · Premium quality · Ships 2026