Viral Sensation
Selected Color:
Black
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One Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming A Cryptid Tee
$27.00
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Witty Tagline
"Will trade social skills for silence and a nice hollow log."
Details
Embrace Your Inner Myth. A premium tee for those days when the local woods look a lot more appealing than the local grocery store. Soft, breathable, and perfectly suited for a life of mystery and moss.
Specifications
- • Garment-dyed vintage wash cotton
- • Incredibly soft pre-shrunk finish
- • Premium hand-drawn style screenprint
- • Overlock structural stitching
Color: Black
Size: M
⭐ Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. · Premium quality · Ships 2026