Critical Battery
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Branded Collection Drop
(★★★★★ 48 Reviews)
Social Battery: 2% Tee
$27.00
Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. ⭐
Witty Tagline
"I've already calculated how long it'll take me to get home and put on my pajamas. I'm only here as a courtesy. Please don't make me use my remaining 2% on small talk."
Details
Clear in its intent, buttery in its touch. This premium cotton tee is the perfect fit for leaving the party before the cake is even cut. A warning label for the socially exhausted, printed on the softest fabric you've ever touched. A Warning in Premium Jersey.
Specifications
- • 100% long-staple organic cotton
- • Intricate micro-embroidery detail
- • Relaxed modern boxy drape
- • Ribbed neckline preserves structure
Color: Black
Size: M
⭐ Because paying for shipping is emotionally exhausting. Free over $65. · Premium quality · Ships 2026